How to keep a
manager’s job in football
Our exclusive step
by step guide of what to do in order to maintain your role as the head man.
In this day and age, it has proved to be a tricky task to take on the role as a 'football manager' – and I don’t just mean playing the video game. No matter how big or small the club may be, you're the creative personality that everyone looks up to like some sort of savior sent down to rescue them from the humiliation of relegation. Since this season's English football leagues have kicked off in mid-august, it would appear that some managers are already hanging on for dear life to maintain their role at the club - so what can improve your odds of staying?
From the 9th of September to the 28th of November - in just the top 4 divisions of English football, there have already been a great 13 managers who've packed their bag – or rather had their bags packed for them. It works out to near enough one manager being fired every 6 days! And it could easily be you next if you don't follow our essential essentialities. So how should you come across to your new side? It's important to prove yourself as the big man at the club, and show your critics that you are the irreplaceable gaffer! Of course, getting results are key in improving your chances too, but one thing that will show the board who they've really hired is a strong, confident man leading their team out every week. And this can all be done simply by the use of the right language.
It’s important to speak to different people you are working with a certain way, so that you can please all of your critics, and don’t accidentally end up calling your boss ‘mate’. The different people you are required to speak to regularly are:
• The football players that you are managing/other staff you are working with
• The board of directors (aka your bosses)
And of course, who can forget the delight of the press?
So firstly when it comes to dealing with your team, whether it's one of your legendary team talks prior to a match or just simply a training session, it is important to maintain the same way in which you talk to them. The main thing you need to know here is that being assertive with them is what you need to be, if you want them to take you seriously of course. That means no jokes, no pranks, and definitely no slacking off training 30 minutes early to play Fifa! You need to talk strongly to them and use quick, blunt sentences to keep them alert and aware, and you can guarantee there won't be anyone slacking off during your team talk. Just remember, you’re their boss and what you say goes - so make sure everyone knows that you mean business.
So, how are you going to speak the board? The bosses of the club – and the people you fear most in the world? Follow these tips and we’re sure you’ll be getting that new contract and pay rise in no time!
The most important thing you need to remember is, before you go into that conference room, leave all of your slang and ‘cool’ words outside. That means ‘yes’ instead of ‘yeah’, ‘I agree’ instead of ‘init’, and most importantly ALWAYS address them as ‘sir’ – not ‘mate’. Aside from this, a major aspect of getting noticed by them is to tell them what they want to hear. They will want you to make BIG changes on a small budget (preferably even no budget) due to the fact that most of them will choose money over matter, and you are the matter in this case unfortunately, so make sure not to request anything too outrageous! If you go in demanding £100 million to buy Lionel Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo, the chances are you’ll either be laughed out of it, or just flat-out dismissed (unless that’s what they had in mind of course). And ultimately, our best advice would be to just not waste their time. Make sure when speaking to them not to beat around the bush – tell them your ideas and virtually make them notice you. If you blab on for half an hour non-stop trying to make a simple point – the odds are this won’t go down well with them. Let them know your ideas upfront and go from there – you generally want to talk long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep it interesting for them.
And finally, how should a new manager like yourself deal with the bugging pests known as the press? The media can be the most difficult team of people to deal with depending on the circumstance. If you've won a match it’s easy enough to give your evaluation, but if you've lost – it can prove to be a dreaded task. So how should you look to im-press?